Today, Social Grace answered a question from a girl who hadn’t received an STD (Save the Date) card from her friend despite being told about the engagement by the bride herself. While her answer was full of tact and sensitivity, Lazy Susan insisted on weighing in too. So, with much reluctance, we bring you Lazy Susan’s response:

Stop hoping and wishing. If you didn’t get a STD, then you’re not getting one. Instead of crying about it, get revenge. Here’s a few ways you can do it:

1. Call her out in a public arena, like facebook. After all her friends see what she did, she’ll be publicly humiliated. You could actually do it in a public place, but you’ll only have the satisfaction of a few moments. Facebook is forever.

2. Ask your girlfriend what date the bride-to-be is having her wedding and throw an even more awesome party. The more awesome it is, the more friends you’ll be able to attract away from her event.

3. Crash her bridal registry. Scour the internet and find her bridal registry (Macy’s, Target, Pottery Barn, Crate & Barrel are all good places to start) Then get out your credit card and buy as many things as you can. Instead of having it shipped to their place, ship it to your address. Then return the items to the store, but don’t update the registry. Boy, will she be disappointed when all the gifts she thought she was getting don’t make it to her doorstep.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Lazy Susan’s advice is purely for entertainment value. NEVER actually take her advice. For your best bet, see what Social Grace has to say!

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