Today Social Grace offered some advice for a bride dealing with dueling bridesmaids. You can read her advice or you can take Lazy Susan’s below.

In her letter the bride specifically asked, “What can I do to stop” her friends from fighting over her. My question is, why would you want to stop it? You’ve got two of your closest friends both trying to give you the best bachelorette party ever. So let them. Who says you can’t have two bachelorette parties?

I say, if people want to fight over your attention, then let them. You must be a completely fascinating person if you’re worth that much attention. If you really are that amazing, then you deserve two parties.

But if you insist on taking the traditional route and only having one bachelorette party, then here’s my suggestion. Your bridesmaids are arguing over you, right? Take it another step further. Turn it into a physical fight. Let them literally battle it out to the end in a boxing match or a UFC-style bout (whatever is your style).

You’ll find out who wants it more, when you see who can physically outlast the other. Besides, don’t you want the strongest person to throw you the party anyway? If she can take out one of our friends, then she can obviously “negotiate” with vendors to make your bachelorette party one that you won’t ever forget.

If violence isn’t your thing, I guess you can follow Social Grace’s advice. But I doubt it’s as exciting as mine.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Lazy Susan’s advice is purely for entertainment value. NEVER actually take her advice. For your best bet, see what Social Grace has to say!

Have a question for Social Grace (and Lazy Susan)? E-mail it to: askgrace@proposalmagazine.com.