Today, Social Grace gave some advice on what to do when your mom wants you to wear her wedding dress. Sure, you can take her advice if you want to. But wouldn’t it be more fun to take my advice?

1. Tell her yes, take the dress with you, then stage a home robbery.

2. Gain a ton of weight so there’s no way you’ll fit in it.

3. If flying to your wedding,tell her your bag got lost and you miraculously have a back-up dress.

4. Ask you mom, “If I wear your dress what will you wear?”

5. Move to a new place, change your phone number and start a new life.

Don’t like my advice? Fine. Then I guess you can do what Social Grace suggests.