Archive for February 17th, 2010

Garbage Disposal Proposal

By Tia Ayers
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Mandy and Rex had an agreement in their relationship. She did the dishes and he took out the garbage.

But when she came home from a relaxing manicure one Saturday afternoon to a kitchen full of dishes, she reconsidered the deal.

“I just did the dishes this morning,” Mandy said. “What the heck did you make for lunch?”

Rex just shrugged sheepishly.

“Well, I’m not doing them now. I just got my nails done,” she continued.

“But honey, you got to. We’re having your parents over for dinner.”

Mandy sighed. Rex was right.

“Well, I really don’t want to ruin my manicure. Can you do the dishes?” She asked.

“That’s not our deal. Besides the game’s on,” Rex replied.

“I can’t believe you won’t just do the dishes this once.”

But Rex was already out of the room, back to watching his football game.

Luckily, Mandy had a pair of rubber gloves in the cabinet. She grabbed the neon yellow gloves and hoped that they helped preserve her nails.

The entire time she scrubbed the dishes, Mandy cursed Rex for being such a jerk.

“What is his problem? … I’ll remember this the next time he wants to fool around!”

As she put the last dish on the drying rack, she flipped the switch on the garbage disposal.

Rat-a-tat-tat-a-tat-tat! The garbage disposal rattled. She flipped the switch off.

“Darnit, Rex! I told you not to put your bottle caps in the sink. There’s one stuck in the disposal again!” She yelled towards the living room.

Rex re-entered the kitchen.

“You need to get this out,” Mandy said.

“But you got smaller hands,” he replied.

Shaking her head with anger, Mandy reached her hand into the disposal to retrieve the bottle cap.

The last thing she expected was to pull out a ring.

“What the–?”

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Mandy was speechless. Now she knew why Rex was so insistent on her doing the dishes. He took her hand and looked her in the eyes.

“I love you so much, Mandy. When I think of the future, I can’t imagine anyone else doing my dishes. Will you please be my wife?” He asked.

Mandy was so overcome with emotion, she ignored his odd choice of words.

“I love you! Yes!” She exclaimed.

What a sight it was.

They were so wrapped up in the moment, both forgot to remove her rubber gloves before Rex placed the ring on her finger.

So Mandy gazed down at the ringed glove with tears of happiness in her eyes and noticed that the garbage disposal had only caused minimal damage to the diamond.

What do you think? Should Mandy have said yes?

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Grace’s Tip of the Day: Being A Guest

By Social Grace
Camellia sasanqua
Image by yamaken via Flickr

Always offer to bring something to every party you attend. The host is making an effort and every guest must do the same.

Though some have said bringing flowers can be a burden to the host, who then must gather a vase during the soiree, others who have received flowers say…is there ever a bad time to get some beautifully scented buds?

If the host doesn’t need food or desserts brought you can always consider a nice bottle of wine, and if they are non-drinkers a non-alcoholic drink such as a sparkling fruit cocktail can be a wonderful addition to a meal. But remember, it’s always the thought that counts.

To save money look at flowers in bloom during this time of year, such as White Camellia’s shown on the right.

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TIWH: February 17th

By Tia Ayers

February 17, 2002
Joan Collins & Percy Gibson

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Collins & Gibson at their wedding.

On this day in 2002, Joan Collins walked down the aisle in a silk lilac gown for the fifth time. The 68-year-old actress/novelist married Percy Gibson, a theater manager, 32 years her junior.

The couple met while Collins was appearing in a US tour of the play, Love Letters. As their friendship grew, she began writing the novel Star Quality, which he helped edit.

In May 2001, Gibson proposed to Collins in New York. They married nine months later at the Claridge’s Hotel in London. They renewed their vows last year.

Collins has kept a good sense of humor about her May-December romance with Gibson. In an interview with a British television show shortly after the marriage, she remarked, “Look, I’ll tell you about the age thing – if he dies, he dies!”

On a more romantic note, Collins has said, “Percy is such a special human being. I think this person is more in tune with me than anybody I’ve ever met. I feel more myself with Percy Gibson than I ever have with anyone.”

And despite her track record with past marriages, Collins may be right this time. Her longest marriage lasted nine years. Today, marks the couple’s eighth anniversary.

Our best wishes go out to the couple, in hopes that five times is a charm!

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